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Batman's List 5+1

Five times Batman was Not Amused...

And the one time he was satisfied.
The Random Naruto Meme of Doom by Keybuh
Your soulmate is none other than...Sasuke
But you end up getting hitched with...Naruto
Guess how many kids you have?12
The person who's always had a crush on you...Asuma
Your eternal rival is...Haku
And one day, he/she decides to...Makeout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. (=O The nerve of that whore.)
But you get revenge by...Stabbing them in the eye, with a spork.
One of these days, you're so gonna kill...Anko
But, for what reason?They annoyed you to no end.
And finally, your cause of death...Itachi decided to kill your right in the middle of your hawt, kinky seckz session.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

(There's supposed to be tagging, too, but I don't care. I didn't get tagged and I'm not tagging either.)

"Uh..." Dairine paused. Certainly this place was what she had thought she had wanted - a big cosmopolitan area full of intelligent alien creatures. But at the same time, there were hardly any hominids, and she felt bizarrely out of place. Which was all wrong.

W00T!! Diane Duane, High Wizardry!

Naruto Fic!

Okay, I know I'm supposed to be working on my various fictions, but this just seized me. Tell me what you think, please?

Disclaimer: No , I do not own Naruto – except in Dreamland! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Main Characters: Temari, Kankurou
Summary: Drabble. Temari POV. The children of the Kazekage have some words that they just don’t say. No agreement, no deal; they just don’t say them.
Word count: 600

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Yet another Fic! (10!) (Finally!)

Yes, yes indeed, I have finally finished chapter 10. It was difficult. Brat!Quatre's hard! ... in more ways than one!

Warning: LIME! 4xD. Henceforth, you are warned.

Um yeah.

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Most inane comments ever

I think I will post the stupidest of comments that I have seen. I'm only starting with one, as it caught my eye as particularly inane. I will add to it, and if anyone else wants to, please do. Just add it a little (three sentences, tops) about *why* it's inane.

From a fanfic summary: "How does magic tie in?"
My answer: well, your two main characters are... let's see... *mages*. That should give you a good indication, right there.


Okay, so I said I would do this, so I'm doing this. *dons frilly pink ballerina tutu, spray-painted neon pick tiara, and holds out spray painted pink moon wand*
Everyone who Visits This Livejournal must Fill This out, or in the Name of the Moon, I shall Punish You!
*throws everything remotely colored pink into the trash* *sigh* that's better. Now don't make me have done that in vain, people.

1. Your Full Name:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favorit past time:

5. Prefer indoor or outdoors:

6. Hobby:

7. Dirty or Clean:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Tattoos and/or Piercings? What of and were:

2. Whats your philosophy on life?

3. Would you have my back in a fight?

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

5. What is your favorite memory of us?

6. Would you give me a kidney?

7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

9. Are you a tease?

10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? What is it?

11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

12. Do you think I'm a good person?

13. Would you drive across country with me?

14. Do you think I'm attractive?

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?

16. What do you wear to sleep?

17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

It's all because of me

So I was rereading a favorite fic of mine, and suddenly something just clicked. and like, you know how T.S. Eliot and all of those annoying people have they're characters have 'epiphanies'. It was like that. I just *knew* that it could happen. So I wrote an essay about it, and posted it on the yahoo group dedicated to said fic. The authors of the story tore my idea apart, but they encouraged me (or anyone else who wanted to) to use the idea in a story. And there's an entire discussion board that came out of people's responses to my post, and Mel and Christy have taken a renewed interest in the story again! Chapter 32 might not take years!!! YAY!!!!
And it's all because of me..... *giggle*